The Zen of simple sentences.
I think I have a cavity. I've never had a cavity. I'm a little freaked. Maybe it's just random tooth-pain?
I need more coffee. I'm tired of writing this paper. I refuse to use anything but simple declarative sentences. Fuck a damn semi-colon up in this mug. I've been up since 6:00. I've only had one cup of coffee. I can finish everything in time.
I refuse to stress. I refuse to stress. I refuse to stress.