P.S. Laura, I've been looking you up on the web and you'd be surprised how many people are named Laura Carter. And how many of them are Christian missionaries or 16 year old girls in school plays or camp counselors or crappy poets. You would have laughed your ass off at your ego-Google, my friend!


P.P.S I irrationally hate everybody on the web that's not you. Especially that new Laura Carter in bands in Athens right now. She ought to change her fucking name - that's a sacrilege. Elf Power, my ass.


P.P.P.S I did find one really good eulogy that I hadn't seen before. http://travissutton.net/2002_12_01_r900old.html
That's you all over.